BRANDING IS bollocks if it isn't brilliant
ADVERTISING IS dead and we're dancing on its grave
BROADCAST IS rotten and we're polluting the airwaves
PRINT IS a waste stamps are too precious to waste on bad communication
WEB IS whack if the content is weak
NAMING IS for wankers we should know, we're experts
MOTION IS sickening and should not be mistaken for action
MUSIC IS god and we pray a lot
STRATEGY IS stupid if it isn't smart
EXPERIENCE IS meaningless if it blinds you to the importance of change
YOU IS temporary but your miskates will be remembered forever
WE IS muppets but we is muppets on a mission
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